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Kathryn Hoss - Pomona
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It was spring, '73
I had busted up my knee
And I couldn't play competitively
Came to teach and you were there
With that flyaway hair
At first your beauty wasn't something I could see
Pomona, no one could understand
Why a former quidditch star
Would love a girl with dirty hands
Pomona
But your ivy climbed my walls
Till they crack and fall and let the light in
It was winter '74
I was homesick and bored
Stalking the grounds, knee-deep in snow
You invited me in
For some hot tea, then
In your greenhouse where the flowers still grow
And you rubbed my cold hands and your eyes met mine
And I flew through all stretches of space and time
When you poured us the tea I could see through the steam
You were smiling
She's got magic...
Pomona, no one could understand
Why a former quidditch star
Would love a girl with dirty hands
Pomona
But your ivy climbed my walls
Till they crack and fall and let the light in
She's got magic hands
She's got magic
It was spring '75
We were together all the time
In your greenhouse or my tower room
You gave me asphodel vines
And each time they died
You'd always bring them back in bloom
Pomona, no one would understand
Why a former quidditch star
Would love a girl with dirty hands
Pomona
But your ivy climbed my walls
Till they crack and fall and let the light in
Till they crack and fall and let the light in
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That wizard has a spell so great that everything just glows
They swish and flick and Accio and then they strike a pose
You see their wand and you say I gotta get me one of those
That can only mean that their wand is running WandOS
[spoken interlude]
That wizard summoned fire while everyone else just froze
They can launch things to the moon with their Ascendios
If you want your wand to be better than the pros
It’s time for you to find a wand that’s running WandOS
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Well, whenever I get lonely, no matter where I am
I throw myself a Yule Ball, and I do my magic dance
One thing that I know is true
“Wrock” is spelled with a “w”
And if I want to hear it,
Then there’s one thing that I gotta do!
And I...
Chorus:
Go put some coins in the magic, magic jukebox!
And let that wizard rock take you away
When you put coins in the magic, magic jukebox
The magic that’s inside you will come out in full display
So let’s gather round the jukebox
And let's let that magic music out to play
That wizard rock keeps rolling, no matter where I go
'Cause once you feed the magic jukebox, it’s got a mind of its own
Fantastic beasts, spells to cast,
Might make you cry, might make you laugh
Fan fictions and references, and
Magic on every track! So, let's go...
Chorus
When you play the magic jukebox, it wants you to have fun
‘Cause wizard rock reminds us that there’s room for everyone
So, if you’re LGBTQ
Or any other letter, there’s room for you
Stand together, love each other
Witches, wizards, sisters, brothers,
Any time you’re stopping through
You know what we all have to do…
And we'll...
Chorus
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Y me sigo enamorando
Y me sigo ilusionando
Y cuando nos encontramos
No me miras tu a mi
Si la historia empezara
Y en nosotros terminara
Daría yo mi vida
Por estar junto a ti
Oh sí,
Toda mi magia por tener aquí
Cerca de mí, cerca de ti
Toda mi magia por tener aquí
Cerca de mí, cerca de ti
Cerca de mí
Ya encontré la manera
Que me ames de ‘adeveras’
El poder de la amortentia
Te hará muy feliz
Y la gente pasa y pasa
Creyendo que soy muy mala
Que embruje toda tu vida
Pa’ tenerte aquí
Oh, Tom,
eres lo único que me hace falta a mi
me haces muy feliz, lo tengo que admitir
Sin ti no quiero más existir
Oh, Tom,
sin ti no podré ser más feliz,
Seremos una familia al fin
Y podremos todo mal combatir
Todos piensa que estoy loca
Que merezco estar sola
Es una pena que no vean
Que en la magia soy experta
A mi nada me falta
Solo basta tu mirada
Seremos muy felices
Mientras sigas aquí
Oh, Tom,
no te vayas por favor de aquí
Vamos a nuestras vidas compartir
Sin ti no puedo más vivir,
te lo advertí, lo advertí
Oh, Tom, no hay nadie que me haga tan feliz
Yo te quiero y tú me quieres a mí
Por la amortentia el amor reina aquí.
Larala lalalala
Oh, Tom, no te vayas por favor de aquí
Yo te quiero y tú me quieres a mi
Por la amortentia el amor reina aquí.
Larala lalalala
[Loose English translation:]
And I keep falling in love
And I keep getting excited
And when we meet
You don't look at me
If the story began
And in us it will end
I would give my life
To be with you
Oh yeah,
All my magic to have here
Close to me, close to you
All my magic to have here
Close to me, close to you
Close to me
I already found the way
That you love me from ‘well’
The power of amortentia
It will make you very happy
And people pass and pass
Believing that I'm very bad
That haunted your whole life
To have you here
Oh Tom
You are the only thing that I need
You make me very happy, I have to admit
Without you I no longer want to exist
Oh tom
without you I could not be happier,
We will be a family at last
And we can fight all evil
Everybody thinks I'm crazy
That I deserve to be alone
It's a shame they don't see
That I am an expert in magic
I lack nothing
Just your look is enough
We will be very happy
As long as you're still here
Oh tom
please don't leave here
We will share our lives
Without you I can no longer live,
I warned you, I warned you
Oh Tom there is no one who makes me so happy
I love you and you love me
For love, love reigns here.
Oh Tom, please don't leave here
I love you and you love me
For love, love reigns here.
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I’m not one to brag, but I should let you know
Our house won the Cup six years in a row
I know you hate it, but face the facts
My house has everything that your house lacks
Call us the bad guys, but we set the bar
We’re proud of who we are
‘Cause I’m green, I’m queen
I’d kill for the ones on my team
Don’t confuse being cunning with mean
No other house does it better than we
We win, we win
If you ain’t snake, then we ain’t your kin
Being the baddest is never a sin
Yeah baby, I’m a Slytherin
Got a tough rep but we ain’t all bad (hey)
Don’t get the story twisted
I’m the best friend that you ever had (yuh)
Just a little bit wicked
Call me a snake, but I’m never fake
Put it on the record, I don’t stan J.K. (ooh)
If you’ve got a problem with me, you can take it to the Chamber
Sent a Basilisk on all of my haters (ha!)
Maybe it’s my pride, but you won’t see me cry
‘Cuz what I start, I finish, you can’t beat me if you tried (no way)
Tell the enemies of our house, ‘beware’
And throw your hands in the air if you’re Slytherin’s heir (ha!)
‘Cause I’m green, I’m queen
I’d kill for the ones on my team
Don’t confuse being cunning with mean
No other house does it better than we
We win, we win
If you ain’t snake, then we ain’t your kin
Being the baddest is never a sin
Yeah baby, I’m a Slytherin
‘Cause I’m green, I’m queen
I’d kill for the ones on my team
Don’t confuse being cunning with mean
No other house does it better than we
We win, we win
If you ain’t snake, then we ain’t your kin
Being the baddest is never a sin
Yeah baby, I’m a Slytherin
We win, we win
If you ain’t snake, then we ain’t your kin
Being the baddest is never a sin
Yeah baby, I’m a Slytherin
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Let me make it clear to you, I don’t want any friends.
I’m not mean, I simply take offense when you get close to me.
I’ll not be swayed by anyone, on this issue I won’t bend.
No one get near my grassy plot, I'm an antiquity
I am… the whomping willow tree
Resting birds, you’ll get wrecked
Davey Gudgeon, you'll get wrecked
Magic Cars, you’ll get wrecked
Quidditch brooms, you’ll get wrecked
Everything you’ll get wrecked
Everyone you’ll get wrecked
Get near me, you’ll get wrecked
Crookshanks the cat is actually gonna be fine
Let me make it clear to you, I am quite valuable.
I’m also very strong, and very scary to Neville.
I’ll not be stilled by anyone, unless you hit my knot.
It’s a select few who were brave and found the correct spot
I am… the whomping willow tree
Resting birds, you’ll get wrecked
Davey Gudgeon, you'll get wrecked
Magic Cars, you’ll get wrecked
Quidditch brooms, you’ll get wrecked
Everything you’ll get wrecked
Everyone you’ll get wrecked
Get near me, you’ll get wrecked.
Oh I’m not kidding you’re gonna get wrecked
Resting birds, you’ll get wrecked
Davey Gudgeon, you'll get wrecked
Magic Cars, you’ll get wrecked
Quidditch brooms, you’ll get wrecked
Everything you’ll get wrecked
Everyone you’ll get wrecked
Get near me, you’ll get wrecked
Crookshanks the cat is gonna be fine
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Fearsome Castle Durmstrang
Home to students dark and strong
Fires lit on magic stone
Cold that chills ye’ to the bone
Unplottable to Muggle eyes
Dark Arts flourish, ostracized
Why is their castle so remote?
It can only be reached by fuckin’ boat!
Durmstrang’s might cannot be beat
Our magic grim, our minds replete
Of victory in the tournament
Though Karkaroff sits so corpulent
But we remember glory days
When Grindelwald led the way
Victor will be number one
We’ll crush Hogwarts like so much scum!
Proud wizards of Castle Durmstrang
We all embrace Sturm und Drang
Ushanka hats and iron boots
We train in climes as Dark recluse
Sailing upon the open water
Subjugate, murder, and slaughter!
So drink tonight, but beware Potter
We stalk our quarry underwater.
Proud wizards of Castle Durmstrang
We all embrace Sturm und Drang
Ushanka hats and iron boots
We train in climes as Dark recluse
Sailing upon the open water
Subjugate, murder, and slaughter!
So drink tonight, but beware Potter
We stalk our quarry underwater.
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[instrumental]
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[ADLIB] REDACTED (x2)
Gots lots of questions about RAB
Like why he took the locket and sent it out to sea
What those initials stood for, whose side he was on
And another question: where had his gender gone?
Did it fly away never ever to bond?
To the body that he had when born?
Had no one asked him become the norm?
Gender can’t touch him no need to perform
Known as the calm before the storm
Cause of confusion, won’t conform
Just vibing all night with quite the charm
Waving his wand creating art
Chorus
Assigned [redacted] at birth, Regulus knows
His gender is a mystery wherever he goes
That’s the way he likes it, so that’s the way it stays
He and his gender have long since parted ways
Even as a Seeker out on the Quidditch pitch
People always asking’ if he’s a wizard or witch
When Death Eaters asked to sign up and enlist
He marked his gender down as: does not exist
Even You-Know-Who doesn’t have it figured
Skilled legilimens can’t crack code of gender
Amusement and a smile at the surrender
That one can defeat this big bad wizard
With simple spells of nonconformity
Stand up to Dark Lord authority
Begin the battle against purity
Nonsense curse it into obscurity
Chorus
Sorted into Slytherin, he kept his secrets well
What’s on his birth certificate, he’d never tell
What the Dark Lord tried to do with his house-elf slave
He’d take those secrets to his dark watery grave
Exuded the traits of the Hogwarts houses
Brave like a lion that’s boundless
Loyal to a fault like a badger it’s doubtless
Like an eagle with smart ’n’ wit prowess
He’s a silent hero, who faced the cave
Drank the poison that crashed his brain
Damned determined not to break
Even in last moments, he took the blame
Chorus
[ADLIB] REDACTED (x2)
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I’ve got one, two, three, four, five friends on my ceiling
I’ve got one, two, three, four, five friends on my ceiling
I’ve got friends I’ve got friends I’ve got friends I’ve got friends
Made you with some magic and a little bit of paint
And when the sun is rising I look up to see your face
I’ve got one, two, three, four, five friends on my ceiling
I’ve got one, two, three, four, five friends on my ceiling
I’ve got friends I’ve got friends I’ve got friends I’ve got friends
When I fall asleep at night I look up at your face
And when I’m feeling all alone I look up at your face
I’ve got one, two, three, four, five friends on my ceiling
I’ve got one, two, three, four, five friends on my ceiling
And I’ve got all I ever needed
And maybe friends become our family
Family is what we need to make it through the day
And Ginny, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville look where we’ve been
We’ll make it through okay
And I’ve got one, two, three, four, five friends on my ceiling
And I’ve got all I ever needed
Right here Right here Right here Right here
Right here Right here Right here Right here
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[SOUND EFFECTS: night forest sounds, horse hooves on dirt]
Hagrid: Yeh seen anything, Ronan? Anything unusual?
Ronan: Well, Hagrid… Mars is bright tonight.
Hagrid: Well, yeah! That’s because there’s a mission of wizard space explorers there right now!
Ronan: Oh yes, I forgot! Got your guitar, Bane?
Bane: You know it! Let’s rock!
1! 2! 3!
Chorus:
Wizards on Mars! Wizards on Mars! Wizards on Mars! (X4)
It is the planet of Godric Gryffindor
Its soil is red and yellow at its core
I wanna go explore its mysteries
I’m gonna make wizarding history!
Chorus
I’ll take a portkey – well maybe 2 or 3
To see how far that they can carry me
Bubblehead charms will help me breathe fresh air
I’ll bring a warm pair of Mrs. Weasley’s underwear!
Chorus
Are there Martian wizards? How can we know for sure?
Maybe they keep themselves hidden from all the muggles next door
I wanna meet ‘em & learn their Martian spells
& see all their fantastic beasts as well!!
CHORUS
[SOUND EFFECTS: actual rumbling sounds of NASA liftoffs!]
T-minus 10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!!!!
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The triwizard champions are very good friends
And none of the 3 are cisgender
They will do what it takes to get to the end
And by that time they will be better
Fleur is a trans girl who applied to her school
Worried that she wouldn’t get in
As soon as they saw that she was no fool
She never got called “he” or “him”
The triwizard champions are very good friends
And none of the 3 are cisgender
They will do what it takes to get to the end
And by that time they will be better
Viktor from Durmstrang, he is genderqueer
And happy to be in the game
He loves that his friends support him all year
And call him Viktoria, his feminine name
The triwizard champions are very good friends
And none of the 3 are cisgender
They will do what it takes to get to the end
And by that time they will be better
From Hogwarts we have Cedric Diggory
Who is a nonbinary Hufflepuff
Excited for the tournament and ready
To show that he’s got the stuff
The triwizard champions are very good friends
And none of the 3 are cisgender
They will do what it takes to get to the end
And by that time they will be better
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Life of a groundskeeper
That of a gamekeeper
Travels the Hogwarts grounds
Black Lake to outer bounds
Finding who'll understand
In the Forbidden land
Centaur and spider friends
Fondness that never ends
My heart has but one home (My heart)
From which I’ll never roam (From which)
Land of true happiness (Land of)
Forbidden Forest
Students in the afternoon
Werewolves howling at the moon
Rustling of willow trees
Even without a breeze
Thestrals and unicorns
Wander oak and ash and thorn
Trees that've seen generations grow
Ancient as the winds that blow
My heart has but one home (My heart)
From which I’ll never roam (From which)
Land of true happiness (Land of)
Forbidden Forest
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It hasn’t been that long
But now everything has changed
I look around this house
As you pack it all away
I think to when I was young
And all you put me through
I didn’t choose this life
I didn’t choose you
Standing in this closet
Where you put my bed
When I was small and lonely
You filled me with dread
Chorus
If these walls could talk
You wouldn’t like what they say
How I was treated
And how I had to stay
Now I’ve grown up
And did what you didn’t do
If these walls would talk
They would say not to save you
An ancient spell keep me safe
From you know who
But who should have kept me safe
From you…
Now I am here
Now you are scared
You could have told me
So I could be more prepared
Chorus
Why should I have to
Help you run
You had the chance to
When I was young
You didn’t listen
You never cared
Now it’s up to me
To be what you never dared
Chorus
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Ritchie Blackmore should be teacher for Musical Alchemy at Hogwarts
Ritchie Blackmore should be teacher for Musical Alchemy at Hogwarts
He’s got the looks, he’s got the hair
He also got this haunting stare
He got the boots and he got a pointy hat
He’s got an air of mystery and sometimes he seems mad
He knows a thousand magic licks on his guitar
His medieval quirk can be quite bizarre
He would belong to the house of Slytherin
His secret weapon is the hurdy-gurdy
Ritchie Blackmore should be teacher for Musical Alchemy at Hogwarts
Ritchie Blackmore should be teacher for Musical Alchemy at Hogwarts
He would make the perfect Music Spell caster
He’s got a Fender Stratocaster
And after the wizard war he could still have
Epic confrontations with Prof. Gillan
Ian Gillan should be teacher for Butterbeer Drinking at Hogwarts
Ian Gillan should be teacher for Butterbeer Drinking at Hogwarts
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On est tout en bleu
Vous allez nous aimer
Notre grand objet au ciel
Ce n’est pas de balai
Une grande maison en bleu pastel
Conduite par des chevaux palominos
Énormes comme des éléphants
Leurs sabots tous larges comme des assiettes
Avec des yeux rouges flamboyants
Notre maîtresse est géante
On est tout en bleu
Vous allez nous aimer
Notre grand objet au ciel
Ce n’est pas de dragon
Vous voyez notre armoirie
Deux baguettes croisées,
Lançant trois étoiles dorées
Lonicera Aloysia Urtica
Nous sommes Beauxbâtons L’Académie aux Pyrénées
On est tout en bleu
Vous allez nous aimer
Notre grand objet au ciel
Ce n’est pas de maison
L’une des trois écoles magiques
En Europe c’est le nôtre
Nos cours nous donnent la sagesse
Érudit, rigoureux, et acharné (pause musique)
On est tout en bleu
Vous allez nous aimer
Notre grand objet au ciel
Ce n’est pas la lune
Allez les bleus
[Loose English Translation:]
We are all in blue
You will love us
Our great object in the sky
It's no broom
A big house in pastel blue
Driven by palomino horses
Huge as elephants
Their hooves as wide as plates
With blazing red eyes
Our mistress is giant
We are all in blue
You will love us
Our great object in the sky
It's no dragon
You see our coat of arms
Two crossed wands,
Throwing three golden stars
Lonicera Aloysia Urtica
We are Beauxbatons, The Academy in the Pyrenees
We are all in blue
You will love us
Our great object in the sky
This is no house
One of the three magic schools
In Europe it is ours
Our courses give us wisdom
Scholar, rigorous, and relentless (music break)
We are all in blue
You will love us
Our great object in the sky
It's not the moon
Go blue!
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His name is Harry, when did he get so fine,
He's royalty, I'm gonna make him mine,
Oh how he flies his broom cross the skies,
But he doesn't know who I am, and
He doesn't give a damn about me.
Chorus
Cause I've got a wizard crush now baby,
And I'm just a scheming witch now baby,
Invite me to Slughorn's party, baby with you, oooh.
Hermione's a bitch, smartest in all the school
But she's such a snitch, not even a little cool
If she hears my plan, then it hits the fan
'Cause she just might know who I am
Though she doesn't give a damn about me
Chorus
Oh yeah a crush, no he doesn't know what he's missing,
Oh yeah, a crush, no he doesn't know what he's missing.
The trap has been laid the love potion's in my pocket,
Boy you've been played, I already laced the chocolates.
I guess that fate had too much on its plate,
But he's gonna know who I am, and he's gonna give a damn about me...
You've got two tickets to Slughorn's party baby,
Invite me to come now, won't you baby?
Snog me and show me your new horntail tattoo, ooooh.
Chorus
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While perusing a Muggle book shop trying to find something new to read
I passed by the best sellers and made my way into sci-fi and fantasies
I saw something and the cover captured me
It was in great condition for being second hand
It took me through the pages and not just metaphorically as I was transported to another land
They say a book can take you traveling through time and space
But I don’t know I got here and I don’t know this place
But it’s not the book shelves I came from
And I don’t know how long I’ll be
In this place so new to me
As I came to, the book was in my arms the shelves were replaced by towering trees
And in the distance all I could see was farms and a small village bustling like the bees
I walked through to town with my book in tow
As the locals gave many strange glances
I tried to blend in and I said hello because it’s better to be kind and take my chances
They say a book can take you traveling through time and space
But I don’t know how I got here and I don’t know this place
But it’s not the book shelves I came from
And I don’t know how long I’ll be
In this place so new to me
Oh I know something doesn’t seem right
And my magic doesn’t seem to work here or there
And it seems as though the folks are nearly half my height
I might cover my head with a bag but their feet are covered in hair
They say book a can take you traveling through time and space
But I don’t know I got here and I don’t know this place
But it’s not the book shelves I came from
And I don’t know how long I’ll be
In this place so new to me
They say book a can take you traveling through time and space
But I don’t know I got here and I don’t know this place
But it’s not the book shelves I came from
And I don’t know how long I’ll be
In this place so new to me
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This song is a resurrection stone (Resurrection stone!) because it will live forever
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You lived that night in Godric’s Hollow,
Delivered by your mother’s plea, [in the]
Years that followed, how you had to hide
Blood doesn’t make a family.
From Privet Drive and grim stagnation,
Through the Leaky Cauldron you were led,
Your relations, finally left behind.
At last, your old existence shed.
Chorus:
The love you seek is all around you
Oh Harry, can you fin’lly see
For those who love you now surround you,
We are your chosen family
You walked a path so convoluted,
But in the company of friends.
Persecuted, | told you’re telling lies
You shine your light as dark descends.
Chorus
If you fight or hide, we’ll be by your side, though you’re feeling alone.
Seeking in obscurity, parables of purity, cloak and wand and stone.
(Together we’ll find you!)
With you to the end, even death transcend, holding you when you fall.
When it seems like all is lost, heedless of the higher cost, all of us are standing tall (we’re always behind you)
The love you seek is all around you,
No need to hide beneath the stair,
Old expectations may have bound you,
You’re free to be with those who care.
The love you seek is all around you
Oh Harry, can't you fin’lly see
For those who love you now surround you,
We are your chosen family
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It isn’t right, it isn’t fair
We do the work, and we prepare
But when they come for us at night
We aren’t given the chance to fight
The Ministry has been corrupted,
Our lives have been interrupted
When evil is bureaucratic
Being selfish is pragmatic
Apathy reigns, it’s such a trope
But we cannot lose sight of hope
We have no choice but to fight
While they strip away our rights
Chorus:
Where is the rite for freedom?
There is no magic spell to save the day
There is no ritual to make this okay
It’s up to us to make this right,
Rite for freedom
It isn’t fair, it isn’t right
Our actions are perceived as spite
When we lay our traumas bare
What’s enough for them to care?
Hogwarts has been infiltrated,
From those who claim to be educated,
When their aims are warped and small,
Their “pure blood” ain’t so pure at all
Our heroes gone, we fear defeated
Students tortured and mistreated
We have no choice but to fight
While they strip away our rights
Chorus
We’ll make it right, we’ll make it fair
We did the work, and we prepared.
When they come for us at night,
They’re not ready for this fight
Though we’re scared, we’re not alone
Hogwarts is our sacred home
We’ll defend her darkest hour
While we demonstrate our power
Friends return, the time is nigh
Time to kiss those fears goodbye
As they break through quiet night
We raise up our wands, alight
Chorus
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When my head turns away
I feel something I can’t explain
The complex theories of your moods
Calculating your thoughts in equations and proofs
What is it that you’re trying to do
And why do you have so much to prove
You have taken so much from me
And you take it with a grin so casually
Now I see my life passing before my eyes
My thoughts and dreams are dropping like flies
Seconds are days, nights are long
Every breath is numbered through my lungs
What will I do for the rest of the night
Shadows have overtaken me
The cold is so very deafening
I watch and wait for the time
That seems to always pass me by
What is it with this tragedy?
That plays out so predictably
The words I hear just make no sense
Speaking in tongues like there are no regrets
Now I see my life passing before my eyes
My thoughts and dreams are dropping like flies
Seconds are days, nights are long
Every breath is numbered through my lungs
What will I do for the rest of the night
Walking to my tomb reluctantly
Proving myself through my bravery
What will become of me?
When I pass through consciousness to reality
Now I see my life passing before my eyes
My thoughts and dreams are dropping like flies
Seconds are days, nights are long
Every breath is numbered through my lungs
What will I do for the rest of the night
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Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts
Teach Us Something Please
Whether we be old and bald or young with scabby knees
Or living with an airborne disease
We've all got something, nobody's got nothing
We gotta cope, we gotta hope, that maybe we can function
Heroes turned Death Eater, who do we trust
What do we do now when it's all on us
Who do we turn to, can I turn to you?
What a decision
What’s your dearest ambition?
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach Us Something Please x2
Can I order me a phoenix?
Use these tears of mine for healing?
I got a funny feeling
even risen from the ashes we'll still search for reason
Our heads could do with filling with some interesting stuff
I gotta bottle of whiskey, maybe that's enough
I got the fire within me, don't need it in my cup
It's the fire next time that's keeping me up
We gotta love one another before the world erupts
any more than it has already has
Should of paid attention in your Muggle studies class
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach Us Something Please x2
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Chorus
Ayy (ayy)
I've been singin’ songs and castin’ curses
Man, I feel just like a Wrockstar (star, ayy, ayy)
If you see my Eaters wearin’ masks
Then we about ta’ curse ya
Fuckin' with me, call upon your Dark Lord
As I shout, Morsmordre
When I grab the mic, it’s like magic
Cuz I’m a Wizard Rock Star (pow, pow, pow, ayy, ayy)
Let’s begin, guess who’s back, as I yellin’, "c'est la vie to Voldemort" (ayy)
Close that door, we gonna smoke Undesirable Number 4 two 0 (ayy)
Act a fool on stage
Prolly leave my fuckin' show in a flyin’ car (ayy)
Shit was legendary
Threw a Wizard off a tower at Hogwarts
Smokin’ in the dungeon, pack another',
I don't give a damn
Dude, your girlfriend is a mudblood, she just tryna get in
Sayin', "I'm Slytherin"
(Ayy, ayy) now she actin' like a Muggle
Tryna to smoke up on my stash
Hundred witches at my concert sayin’ my biggest fan
And they all love my band
Yeah, ayy
Chorus
I’ve been up in Hogsmeade
Drinking butterbeers like a Wrockstar
Got my stats so fat like that
I got my own Chocolate Frog Card
Everybody knows wizard rock shows
Got em packed in the Great Hall
Probably mess around on stage
End up crowd surfing like I’m at the Yule Ball
Snitches better watch out ‘cause they get snatched
They call me “Dream Quaffle” ‘cause I am a catch!
Y’all can’t stop the Wrock, and that is a fact
My homie Cruciatus Curse got it like THAT
Livin’ like a wrockstar (Like a wizard rock star)
Everybody go hard (Like they know the dark arts)
Tattoo of a dark mark (Or a lightning bolt scar)
Baby, I’m a wrockstar (I’m a wizard rock star)
Chorus
Star, star Wrockstar
Wrockstar, star Wrockstar, Wrockstar
Feel just like a Wrockstar Star Wrockstar
Feel just like a
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Avada Kedavra, ooh I'm gonna jab ya
My father let Potter cause a bunch of drama
And Voldie he told me hey, I gotta do it or I'm dead
Kind of near Hogsmeade, there's a guy called Dumbledough
Too bad he's gotta go or I'll be fed to a snake
I'm working on my plan, I got a mirror in my hand
Gotta practice my lines so I'm ready when I meet the man
And I kill Dumbledo
Avada Kedavra, ooh I'm gonna jab ya
Cause my father let Potter cause a bunch of drama
And Voldie he told me
Hey I want you to take out that Dumbledo
And make it fast or else I think you know
I'll kill you nice and slow, so murder Dumbledo
I gulped, went "eep", my mom totally freaked
My weird Auntie B, she helped me train intensively
I know I can defy any testing of my occlumency
I'm ready for a fight, we made my magic full of might
It'll be wicked sick when I slay Albus Percival Wulfric
Brian Dumbledo
Avada Kedavra, ooh I'm gonna jab ya
Cause my father let Potter cause a bunch of drama
And Voldie he told me
Hey I want you to take out that Dumbledo
And make it fast or else I think you know
I'll kill you nice and slow, so murder Dumbledo
My mom, she winced, got help from half blood prince
Everybody knows I probably can't kill Dumbledo
So if I go real slow and keep on trying to stall
Old age will get Dumbledo
Avada Kedavra, ooh I'm gonna jab ya
Cause my father let Potter cause a bunch of drama
And Voldie he told me
Hey I want you to take out that Dumbledo
And make it fast or else I think you know
I'll kill you nice and slow, so take down Dumbledo
Avada Kedavra, ooh I gotta jab ya
Cause my father let Potter cause a bunch of drama
And Voldie he told me
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