Wrock: how much do I love you? Let me count the ways (394)
Kathryn, Anna, Autumn, Jami reclaim Hogwarts for the gays
The 8th Deskpig of Doom, plugging the jukebox with DQ
We’re the wizard rock revival bringing magic to you

Bradley, Kirstyn, Matt Maggiacomo, and Lauren Fairweather
Tianna, Erin, Cruciatus Curse, yeah we all still together
Transfiguration, dedication, liberation to see
Pince serving equal education at the library

It Dolly Shakes out that we got Bess the best of hostwitches
Plus Tonks and the Aurors chanting Yes All Witches (Witches unite!)
And Aguamenti, you know what you did
Your flow so sick it gave me COVID

Chasitherin, Slytherpuff, SlytherSpouse, Slytherin, so many different sounds
Sidekicks in Crisis Slunk the Friends of Gyantess Rubeus now
Hallows and Horcruxes and Hawthorn & Holly are all still around
HEAD BOY, Percy, Sonorus, Lovegoods, Leviosa: new talent abounds

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Still going strong
Still super queer
Making magic beyond all that we do here

Still going strong
Still so in love
Making magic
Making wizard rock

Wand’s Elder, luney’s tunes, Luna’s bad, Ludo’s got that bag
Ashley, Ella, Shauna, Mandala, and Kalysta Flame
Muggle Snuggles with Skabander and Miranda Cat Grrls
While Gnargles, James, and Chloe serve pop of the magical world

Priori, Young Dumb, Small Folk, and the trans wix who give a shit
AJ, homo qui vixit, and we even got a Therapist
Le Bandon Bliss Cuffe, love swapping covers with Totally Knuts
And the new How Airplanes Fly, Mulciber, and Hinky Punks

Log on every day to play Susannah at wordle
Or jam with Karl-Johan at the filk circle
Sometimes in the car when I'm tryna bump
I'll throw on Hut on the wrock a sea shanty comp

You better Potterwatch because The Weirdos Are Out
Archies, Humdingers, Voldi, Toffee, NEWTS, and Solitary Shortsnouts
Weatherby at Leaky or the listening party having fun
Wands up for Undesirable cuz he was Number One

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Wrockers gettin’ that bread, so I propose a toast
To Grace who’s always on that sad wix rock and doin’ the most
And thank you Zoe Bentley for the monthly Bertie Botts
#RandomWrock Conspiracy, now I’ve connected the Dots

We on the third decade blessed with Harry and the Potters
Constant reminders that Pottörheads and Harry Slaughters
Nanzdemort, Tumberos y no hay nadie hotter
que Capa Invisible, PFT y ArgenPotter

Cheers to the Wizrocklopedia Archive and Comp Club
And Pussycat Dolores with the wrock and the love
We’re the wizard rock winners, yeah, we never gonna quit her
We get slizzard with ADD wizard Abby Ritter

WZRD podcast got us talkin’
Snobby’s snobbin’, Lani’s sobbin’, and Whompy’s still Whompin’
Candle Wix beat boxin’, yeah, we out here wizard hip hoppin’
Sampler’s simple: one song, every year, everyone, so pop in!

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