(V1)
my heart is fluttering, I’m clearly stuttering
muttering, shoutin out answers acting smart
from the time you started asking questions,
the beat of my heart climbed off the chart
i see you in lessons, i should really pay attention
but the way you getting passionate, is something amazing
you can’t contain it, listen to every word
whata beautiful brain, you need to be heard
you got a way with magic, on another planet
something galactic, you pull like a magnet

(bridge)
I like the way you move
casting spells so smooth
color me impressed
feeling so perplexed

(V2)
I dig that brown bushy hair, your smile
quick in a duel, don’t care about style
Ravenclaw mind with a gryffindor heart
a 2 part badass, with hella fuckin smarts
you stand up for what’s right & take charge
it’s swish & flick, leviosa not sar
your quick witted & got that spark
clearly in this world to make your mark
got perfect lips, like a work of art
a laugh that’s bliss like a charm

(chorus)
and i know I’m a stranger
to you miss Hermione granger
and I’m crushing on you major
give me a chance, what do you wager? (x2)

(V3)
yeah I’m a Slytherin, though I’m not slithering
just wishing, that you could look my way
cause you have all of the beauty and grace
and hell yeah you have a fucking cute face
if you date me, I’ll treat you right, give you praise
respect your boundaries, so you feel safe
go to lectures and have friendly debates
with eager kissing and a gentle embrace
we can go to the library and escape
get lost among the stacks for days

(chorus)
and i know I’m a stranger
to you miss Hermione granger
and I’m crushing on you major
give me a chance, what do you wager?

(V4)
I’ll buy you flowers, surprise you with books
take you to dinner, and tell you all your worth
you’re the most beautiful woman on this earth
malfoy is an idiot, deserves to be cursed
I’ll get some food from the kitchens cooks
so that we can watch the stars from the roof
or we can venture our way into the woods
to a little clearing where centaurs once stood
Hermione, don’t you think we’d look good?
I think we should date, I won’t pussyfoot

(chorus)
and i know I’m a stranger
to you miss Hermione granger
and I’m crushing on you major
give me a chance, what do you wager?