Why am I the one
Getting hate from the students
When I'm the only teacher
Looking out for their safety
I make sure my classroom is the best
No freak accidents
I keep the students safe
And I teach the curriculum
Other teachers are insane
Yet I'm the one who gets the blame
But I'm the best!
I'm the best
Yes I'm a dream I'm supreme
I'm a goddamn queen
Yes I'm the best!
The freaking best
Yes I'm for real, the best deal
Hogwarts school has ever seen
Yes I'm the best
I'm the best
What's the problem that you have
With my teaching
Or is it more about the fact
I don't want you on my team
Spoiled little boys won't get brooms
From this headmistress
And without pink it's a shame
you can't sit with us
Bitter students trying to succeed
But you're gonna have to go through me
I'm the best!
I'm the best
Yes I'm a dream I'm supreme
I'm a goddamn queen
Yes I'm the best!
The freaking best
Yes I'm for real, the best deal
Hogwarts school has ever seen
Yes I'm the best
Why am I so underappreciated
How come you like the others when I'm so hated?
Let's list what the other teachers do that
You like so much
Making students yawn through a whole
Hour sermon
Bullying the ones that are not
Like the other boys
Using deadly spells
And howling at the full moon
And awful animals eating you
I'm the best now say it's true
I'm the best!
I'm the best
Yes I'm a dream I'm supreme
I'm a goddamn queen
Yes I'm the best!
The freaking best
Yes I'm for real, the best deal
Hogwarts school has ever seen
Yes I'm the best
I'm the best
Say it with me Umbridge rules!
Say it with me Umbridge rules!
Cause I'm the best
Yes I'm the best
The best thing to happen to you
Yes I'm the best
Terry Venemous is releasing new music every 3 weeks this year. His latest EP is sumptuous art pop with a wry sense of detachment.
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