Muggle Snuggle - Quarter Grapefruit

from 2022 Wizard Rock Sampler by Wizard Rock

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Petunia, Petunia, she wants to ruin ya.
A grapefruit quarter - not what I ordered!
Cottage cheese - more, please??
Celery shreds? We haven’t been fed.
Children need sustenance!
Our bellies full, our thirst quenched
Vitamin A, Vitamin C,
Potassium - check✓
But I need protein
And carbohydrates!

Dudley, oh Dudley, we can all agree
You’re still growing, metabolism not slowing.
The nurse is wrong - your body’s strong.
Diets are scams. Let’s get you some yams.
Nutrition and fitness are key.
We need fats and kilocalories.
Calcium, vegetables
Magnesium too
Let’s get some pasties
And pumpkin juice.

Harry oh Harry you should be wary
Of your chatter ‘cause words really matter.
Show support - be a good sport.
Be gentle to him - he is your kin.
Family needs allies too!
Eye for an eye is how your uncle would choose.
Offer some cake - you have like 8!
Throw him a bone - a literal bone
That’s full of chicken
And tarragon!

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from 2022 Wizard Rock Sampler, released September 1, 2022

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