Have you ever wondered
How the owls do it
They always know who
You’re sending the letters to
I don’t understand
it isn’t really fair
That wizards don’t have to
Deal with things that muggles do
Like has an owl
ever gone To the wrong place?
You tell your friend you like this girl
And sign that letter with a swirl
But the owl gave
your crush the letter instead
Suddenly the whole school knows
you can feel the embarrassment through your toes
How do they know where they’re going?
How do they make it there even when it’s snowing
Do they ever mess up and things go afoul
Do these muggle mishaps happen when you keep in touch by owl?
(owl post mishaps, owl post mishaps, owl post mishaps, owl post mishaps)
Have you ever drunk
dialed your ex?
Can that happen to wizards
If something gets misdelivered
What if after
Some fire whiskey
Your head ends up going through
To someone else’s floo
Wait what?
I don’t think it’s fair
So let’s clear the air
Why can wizards avoid
Things that make me paranoid
How do they know where they’re going?
How do they make it there even when it’s snowing
Do they ever mess up and things go afoul
Do these muggle mishaps happen when keep in touch by owl?
(owl post mishaps, owl post mishaps, owl post mishaps, owl post mishaps)
It’s a nightmare to send a text to the wrong person
heart stops beating, barely breathing, my face is burning
Is this a problem wizarding people have?
Cause if not then being a muggle is even more of a drag
How do they know where they’re going?
How do they make it there even when it’s snowing
Do they ever mess up and things go afoul
Do these muggle mishaps happen when keep in touch by owl?
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