Harry: He’s back. Voldemort. But… he’s got no nose.
Hermione: No nose? How does he smell?
Ron: AWFUL!
Little Hangleton
In the cemetery
They raised the evil one
Bone, flesh, blood from Harry.
Something left behind
Plain for us to see,
Death Eaters flyin’ blind,
We got the prophecy.
CHORUS
What lights the way when darkness opposes?
What do we say when one door closes?
Noses! We have noses!
You-know-who lacks you-know-what,
Looks like hell and stinks like rot,
We have the power the Dark Lord knowsssssnot!
[Insane in the mucous membrane! Here’s looking achoo!]
Voldy supposes
Now he’s resurrected
When we oppose his
Soul is protected.
We are on offense
Horcruxes and Harry’s scar
He lacks the scents
That he’s gone a bridge too far.
[CHORUS]
Fight ‘til it’s done
Pick your friends and hold ‘em fast!
These noses don’t run!
Septum-semp-er-a we’ll cast!
Fight through the lows
We are gonna win this race
Plain as the nose
Currently not on his face!
[CHORUS]
credits
from 2023 Wizard Rock Sampler,
released September 1, 2023
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
Harry: Rowan
Hermione: Righty
Ron: Red Leader
Drums: Jim Dooley
Smooth, sophisticated pop with neoclassical flourishes from the Berlin-based duo of Fabian Till and Birk Buttcherey. Bandcamp New & Notable May 2, 2024
This is a wildly uneven, unpredictable collection. And that is as it should be. From spoken word to rap to singer/songwriter acoustic to hard rock, this has at least one song for everyone. John Gaunt