Hogwarts Therapist - no dark mark, no crime

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Draco’s not a friend of mine
We met up on the train and right away he went and crossed the line
Draco’s been losing sleep
That ferret's acting different and it smells like he is in too deep
He said, "He’s given me a job to do."
He thinks, "It’s time for me to make a move."
Ron and Hermione have doubts,
I think I'm gonna call him out
Cause,

I think he did it but I just can't prove it (He did it)
I think he did it but I just can't prove it (He did it)
I think he did it but I just can't prove it
No Dark Mark, no crime
But I ain't letting up because somebody's gonna die

(No, no)
I think he did it
(No, no)
He did it

Draco wasn't there
At the Quidditch match on Saturday, he’s sneaking off to god knows where
I’ve gotta know for sure
Cause I noticed something suspicious when I passed by the seventh floor
Katie Bell got cursed
And Ron’s birthday could have been his worst,
No, there ain't no doubt
Somebody's gotta catch him out
'Cause

I think he did it but I just can't prove it (He did it)
I think he did it but I just can't prove it (He did it)
I think he did it but I just can't prove it
No Dark Mark, no crime
But I ain't letting up because somebody's gonna die

(No, no)
I think he did it
(No, no)
He did it

Good thing the Prince gave me spells for protection against Death Eaters
(SECTUMSEMPRA)
But wait...it all went wrong, now Myrtle’s yelling for a teacher
Good thing Ron's textbook's gonna give me an alibi
(Roonil Wazlib?)
Good thing this spell from the Prince won't be the reason Draco dies
from the Prince won’t be why Draco dies.

I think he did it but I just can't prove it (He did it)
I think he did it but I just can't prove it (He did it)
I think he did it but I just can't prove it
No Dark Mark, no crime
I ain't letting up because somebody's gonna,
No Dark Mark, no crime
I ain't letting up because somebody's gonna,
No Dark Mark no crime
I'm ain't letting up because somebody's gonna
Die

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from 2022 Wizard Rock Sampler, released September 1, 2022

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