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Wizard Rock Sampler 2021

by Wizard Rock

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1.
It was spring, '73 I had busted up my knee And I couldn't play competitively Came to teach and you were there With that flyaway hair At first your beauty wasn't something I could see Pomona, no one could understand Why a former quidditch star Would love a girl with dirty hands Pomona But your ivy climbed my walls Till they crack and fall and let the light in It was winter '74 I was homesick and bored Stalking the grounds, knee-deep in snow You invited me in For some hot tea, then In your greenhouse where the flowers still grow And you rubbed my cold hands and your eyes met mine And I flew through all stretches of space and time When you poured us the tea I could see through the steam You were smiling She's got magic... Pomona, no one could understand Why a former quidditch star Would love a girl with dirty hands Pomona But your ivy climbed my walls Till they crack and fall and let the light in She's got magic hands She's got magic It was spring '75 We were together all the time In your greenhouse or my tower room You gave me asphodel vines And each time they died You'd always bring them back in bloom Pomona, no one would understand Why a former quidditch star Would love a girl with dirty hands Pomona But your ivy climbed my walls Till they crack and fall and let the light in Till they crack and fall and let the light in
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That wizard has a spell so great that everything just glows They swish and flick and Accio and then they strike a pose You see their wand and you say I gotta get me one of those That can only mean that their wand is running WandOS [spoken interlude] That wizard summoned fire while everyone else just froze They can launch things to the moon with their Ascendios If you want your wand to be better than the pros It’s time for you to find a wand that’s running WandOS
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Well, whenever I get lonely, no matter where I am I throw myself a Yule Ball, and I do my magic dance One thing that I know is true “Wrock” is spelled with a “w” And if I want to hear it, Then there’s one thing that I gotta do! And I... Chorus: Go put some coins in the magic, magic jukebox! And let that wizard rock take you away When you put coins in the magic, magic jukebox The magic that’s inside you will come out in full display So let’s gather round the jukebox And let's let that magic music out to play That wizard rock keeps rolling, no matter where I go 'Cause once you feed the magic jukebox, it’s got a mind of its own Fantastic beasts, spells to cast, Might make you cry, might make you laugh Fan fictions and references, and Magic on every track! So, let's go... Chorus When you play the magic jukebox, it wants you to have fun ‘Cause wizard rock reminds us that there’s room for everyone So, if you’re LGBTQ Or any other letter, there’s room for you Stand together, love each other Witches, wizards, sisters, brothers, Any time you’re stopping through You know what we all have to do… And we'll... Chorus
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Y me sigo enamorando Y me sigo ilusionando Y cuando nos encontramos No me miras tu a mi Si la historia empezara Y en nosotros terminara Daría yo mi vida Por estar junto a ti Oh sí, Toda mi magia por tener aquí Cerca de mí, cerca de ti Toda mi magia por tener aquí Cerca de mí, cerca de ti Cerca de mí Ya encontré la manera Que me ames de ‘adeveras’ El poder de la amortentia Te hará muy feliz Y la gente pasa y pasa Creyendo que soy muy mala Que embruje toda tu vida Pa’ tenerte aquí Oh, Tom, eres lo único que me hace falta a mi me haces muy feliz, lo tengo que admitir Sin ti no quiero más existir Oh, Tom, sin ti no podré ser más feliz, Seremos una familia al fin Y podremos todo mal combatir Todos piensa que estoy loca Que merezco estar sola Es una pena que no vean Que en la magia soy experta A mi nada me falta Solo basta tu mirada Seremos muy felices Mientras sigas aquí Oh, Tom, no te vayas por favor de aquí Vamos a nuestras vidas compartir Sin ti no puedo más vivir, te lo advertí, lo advertí Oh, Tom, no hay nadie que me haga tan feliz Yo te quiero y tú me quieres a mí Por la amortentia el amor reina aquí. Larala lalalala Oh, Tom, no te vayas por favor de aquí Yo te quiero y tú me quieres a mi Por la amortentia el amor reina aquí. Larala lalalala [Loose English translation:] And I keep falling in love And I keep getting excited And when we meet You don't look at me If the story began And in us it will end I would give my life To be with you Oh yeah, All my magic to have here Close to me, close to you All my magic to have here Close to me, close to you Close to me I already found the way That you love me from ‘well’ The power of amortentia It will make you very happy And people pass and pass Believing that I'm very bad That haunted your whole life To have you here Oh Tom You are the only thing that I need You make me very happy, I have to admit Without you I no longer want to exist Oh tom without you I could not be happier, We will be a family at last And we can fight all evil Everybody thinks I'm crazy That I deserve to be alone It's a shame they don't see That I am an expert in magic I lack nothing Just your look is enough We will be very happy As long as you're still here Oh tom please don't leave here We will share our lives Without you I can no longer live, I warned you, I warned you Oh Tom there is no one who makes me so happy I love you and you love me For love, love reigns here. Oh Tom, please don't leave here I love you and you love me For love, love reigns here.
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I’m not one to brag, but I should let you know Our house won the Cup six years in a row I know you hate it, but face the facts My house has everything that your house lacks Call us the bad guys, but we set the bar We’re proud of who we are ‘Cause I’m green, I’m queen I’d kill for the ones on my team Don’t confuse being cunning with mean No other house does it better than we We win, we win If you ain’t snake, then we ain’t your kin Being the baddest is never a sin Yeah baby, I’m a Slytherin Got a tough rep but we ain’t all bad (hey) Don’t get the story twisted I’m the best friend that you ever had (yuh) Just a little bit wicked Call me a snake, but I’m never fake Put it on the record, I don’t stan J.K. (ooh) If you’ve got a problem with me, you can take it to the Chamber Sent a Basilisk on all of my haters (ha!) Maybe it’s my pride, but you won’t see me cry ‘Cuz what I start, I finish, you can’t beat me if you tried (no way) Tell the enemies of our house, ‘beware’ And throw your hands in the air if you’re Slytherin’s heir (ha!) ‘Cause I’m green, I’m queen I’d kill for the ones on my team Don’t confuse being cunning with mean No other house does it better than we We win, we win If you ain’t snake, then we ain’t your kin Being the baddest is never a sin Yeah baby, I’m a Slytherin ‘Cause I’m green, I’m queen I’d kill for the ones on my team Don’t confuse being cunning with mean No other house does it better than we We win, we win If you ain’t snake, then we ain’t your kin Being the baddest is never a sin Yeah baby, I’m a Slytherin We win, we win If you ain’t snake, then we ain’t your kin Being the baddest is never a sin Yeah baby, I’m a Slytherin
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Let me make it clear to you, I don’t want any friends. I’m not mean, I simply take offense when you get close to me. I’ll not be swayed by anyone, on this issue I won’t bend. No one get near my grassy plot, I'm an antiquity I am… the whomping willow tree Resting birds, you’ll get wrecked Davey Gudgeon, you'll get wrecked Magic Cars, you’ll get wrecked Quidditch brooms, you’ll get wrecked Everything you’ll get wrecked Everyone you’ll get wrecked Get near me, you’ll get wrecked Crookshanks the cat is actually gonna be fine Let me make it clear to you, I am quite valuable. I’m also very strong, and very scary to Neville. I’ll not be stilled by anyone, unless you hit my knot. It’s a select few who were brave and found the correct spot I am… the whomping willow tree Resting birds, you’ll get wrecked Davey Gudgeon, you'll get wrecked Magic Cars, you’ll get wrecked Quidditch brooms, you’ll get wrecked Everything you’ll get wrecked Everyone you’ll get wrecked Get near me, you’ll get wrecked. Oh I’m not kidding you’re gonna get wrecked Resting birds, you’ll get wrecked Davey Gudgeon, you'll get wrecked Magic Cars, you’ll get wrecked Quidditch brooms, you’ll get wrecked Everything you’ll get wrecked Everyone you’ll get wrecked Get near me, you’ll get wrecked Crookshanks the cat is gonna be fine
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Fearsome Castle Durmstrang Home to students dark and strong Fires lit on magic stone Cold that chills ye’ to the bone Unplottable to Muggle eyes Dark Arts flourish, ostracized Why is their castle so remote? It can only be reached by fuckin’ boat! Durmstrang’s might cannot be beat Our magic grim, our minds replete Of victory in the tournament Though Karkaroff sits so corpulent But we remember glory days When Grindelwald led the way Victor will be number one We’ll crush Hogwarts like so much scum! Proud wizards of Castle Durmstrang We all embrace Sturm und Drang Ushanka hats and iron boots We train in climes as Dark recluse Sailing upon the open water Subjugate, murder, and slaughter! So drink tonight, but beware Potter We stalk our quarry underwater. Proud wizards of Castle Durmstrang We all embrace Sturm und Drang Ushanka hats and iron boots We train in climes as Dark recluse Sailing upon the open water Subjugate, murder, and slaughter! So drink tonight, but beware Potter We stalk our quarry underwater.
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[ADLIB] REDACTED (x2) Gots lots of questions about RAB Like why he took the locket and sent it out to sea What those initials stood for, whose side he was on And another question: where had his gender gone? Did it fly away never ever to bond? To the body that he had when born? Had no one asked him become the norm? Gender can’t touch him no need to perform Known as the calm before the storm Cause of confusion, won’t conform Just vibing all night with quite the charm Waving his wand creating art Chorus Assigned [redacted] at birth, Regulus knows His gender is a mystery wherever he goes That’s the way he likes it, so that’s the way it stays He and his gender have long since parted ways Even as a Seeker out on the Quidditch pitch People always asking’ if he’s a wizard or witch When Death Eaters asked to sign up and enlist He marked his gender down as: does not exist Even You-Know-Who doesn’t have it figured Skilled legilimens can’t crack code of gender Amusement and a smile at the surrender That one can defeat this big bad wizard With simple spells of nonconformity Stand up to Dark Lord authority Begin the battle against purity Nonsense curse it into obscurity Chorus Sorted into Slytherin, he kept his secrets well What’s on his birth certificate, he’d never tell What the Dark Lord tried to do with his house-elf slave He’d take those secrets to his dark watery grave Exuded the traits of the Hogwarts houses Brave like a lion that’s boundless Loyal to a fault like a badger it’s doubtless Like an eagle with smart ’n’ wit prowess He’s a silent hero, who faced the cave Drank the poison that crashed his brain Damned determined not to break Even in last moments, he took the blame Chorus [ADLIB] REDACTED (x2)
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I’ve got one, two, three, four, five friends on my ceiling I’ve got one, two, three, four, five friends on my ceiling I’ve got friends I’ve got friends I’ve got friends I’ve got friends Made you with some magic and a little bit of paint And when the sun is rising I look up to see your face I’ve got one, two, three, four, five friends on my ceiling I’ve got one, two, three, four, five friends on my ceiling I’ve got friends I’ve got friends I’ve got friends I’ve got friends When I fall asleep at night I look up at your face And when I’m feeling all alone I look up at your face I’ve got one, two, three, four, five friends on my ceiling I’ve got one, two, three, four, five friends on my ceiling And I’ve got all I ever needed And maybe friends become our family Family is what we need to make it through the day And Ginny, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville look where we’ve been We’ll make it through okay And I’ve got one, two, three, four, five friends on my ceiling And I’ve got all I ever needed Right here Right here Right here Right here Right here Right here Right here Right here
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[SOUND EFFECTS: night forest sounds, horse hooves on dirt] Hagrid: Yeh seen anything, Ronan? Anything unusual? Ronan: Well, Hagrid… Mars is bright tonight. Hagrid: Well, yeah! That’s because there’s a mission of wizard space explorers there right now! Ronan: Oh yes, I forgot! Got your guitar, Bane? Bane: You know it! Let’s rock! 1! 2! 3! Chorus: Wizards on Mars! Wizards on Mars! Wizards on Mars! (X4) It is the planet of Godric Gryffindor Its soil is red and yellow at its core I wanna go explore its mysteries I’m gonna make wizarding history! Chorus I’ll take a portkey – well maybe 2 or 3 To see how far that they can carry me Bubblehead charms will help me breathe fresh air I’ll bring a warm pair of Mrs. Weasley’s underwear! Chorus Are there Martian wizards? How can we know for sure? Maybe they keep themselves hidden from all the muggles next door I wanna meet ‘em & learn their Martian spells & see all their fantastic beasts as well!! CHORUS [SOUND EFFECTS: actual rumbling sounds of NASA liftoffs!] T-minus 10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!!!!
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The triwizard champions are very good friends And none of the 3 are cisgender They will do what it takes to get to the end And by that time they will be better Fleur is a trans girl who applied to her school Worried that she wouldn’t get in As soon as they saw that she was no fool She never got called “he” or “him” The triwizard champions are very good friends And none of the 3 are cisgender They will do what it takes to get to the end And by that time they will be better Viktor from Durmstrang, he is genderqueer And happy to be in the game He loves that his friends support him all year And call him Viktoria, his feminine name The triwizard champions are very good friends And none of the 3 are cisgender They will do what it takes to get to the end And by that time they will be better From Hogwarts we have Cedric Diggory Who is a nonbinary Hufflepuff Excited for the tournament and ready To show that he’s got the stuff The triwizard champions are very good friends And none of the 3 are cisgender They will do what it takes to get to the end And by that time they will be better
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Life of a groundskeeper That of a gamekeeper Travels the Hogwarts grounds Black Lake to outer bounds Finding who'll understand In the Forbidden land Centaur and spider friends Fondness that never ends  My heart has but one home (My heart) From which I’ll never roam (From which) Land of true happiness (Land of) Forbidden Forest  Students in the afternoon Werewolves howling at the moon Rustling of willow trees Even without a breeze Thestrals and unicorns Wander oak and ash and thorn Trees that've seen generations grow Ancient as the winds that blow   My heart has but one home (My heart) From which I’ll never roam (From which) Land of true happiness (Land of) Forbidden Forest
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It hasn’t been that long But now everything has changed I look around this house As you pack it all away I think to when I was young And all you put me through I didn’t choose this life I didn’t choose you Standing in this closet Where you put my bed When I was small and lonely You filled me with dread Chorus If these walls could talk You wouldn’t like what they say How I was treated And how I had to stay Now I’ve grown up And did what you didn’t do If these walls would talk They would say not to save you An ancient spell keep me safe From you know who But who should have kept me safe From you… Now I am here Now you are scared You could have told me So I could be more prepared Chorus Why should I have to Help you run You had the chance to When I was young You didn’t listen You never cared Now it’s up to me To be what you never dared Chorus
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Ritchie Blackmore should be teacher for Musical Alchemy at Hogwarts Ritchie Blackmore should be teacher for Musical Alchemy at Hogwarts He’s got the looks, he’s got the hair He also got this haunting stare He got the boots and he got a pointy hat He’s got an air of mystery and sometimes he seems mad He knows a thousand magic licks on his guitar His medieval quirk can be quite bizarre He would belong to the house of Slytherin His secret weapon is the hurdy-gurdy Ritchie Blackmore should be teacher for Musical Alchemy at Hogwarts Ritchie Blackmore should be teacher for Musical Alchemy at Hogwarts He would make the perfect Music Spell caster He’s got a Fender Stratocaster And after the wizard war he could still have Epic confrontations with Prof. Gillan Ian Gillan should be teacher for Butterbeer Drinking at Hogwarts Ian Gillan should be teacher for Butterbeer Drinking at Hogwarts
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On est tout en bleu Vous allez nous aimer Notre grand objet au ciel Ce n’est pas de balai Une grande maison en bleu pastel Conduite par des chevaux palominos Énormes comme des éléphants Leurs sabots tous larges comme des assiettes Avec des yeux rouges flamboyants Notre maîtresse est géante On est tout en bleu Vous allez nous aimer Notre grand objet au ciel Ce n’est pas de dragon Vous voyez notre armoirie Deux baguettes croisées, Lançant trois étoiles dorées Lonicera Aloysia Urtica Nous sommes Beauxbâtons L’Académie aux Pyrénées On est tout en bleu Vous allez nous aimer Notre grand objet au ciel Ce n’est pas de maison L’une des trois écoles magiques En Europe c’est le nôtre Nos cours nous donnent la sagesse Érudit, rigoureux, et acharné (pause musique) On est tout en bleu Vous allez nous aimer Notre grand objet au ciel Ce n’est pas la lune Allez les bleus [Loose English Translation:] We are all in blue You will love us Our great object in the sky It's no broom A big house in pastel blue Driven by palomino horses Huge as elephants Their hooves as wide as plates With blazing red eyes Our mistress is giant We are all in blue You will love us Our great object in the sky It's no dragon You see our coat of arms Two crossed wands, Throwing three golden stars Lonicera Aloysia Urtica We are Beauxbatons, The Academy in the Pyrenees We are all in blue You will love us Our great object in the sky This is no house One of the three magic schools In Europe it is ours Our courses give us wisdom Scholar, rigorous, and relentless (music break) We are all in blue You will love us Our great object in the sky It's not the moon Go blue!
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His name is Harry, when did he get so fine, He's royalty, I'm gonna make him mine, Oh how he flies his broom cross the skies, But he doesn't know who I am, and He doesn't give a damn about me. Chorus Cause I've got a wizard crush now baby, And I'm just a scheming witch now baby, Invite me to Slughorn's party, baby with you, oooh. Hermione's a bitch, smartest in all the school But she's such a snitch, not even a little cool If she hears my plan, then it hits the fan 'Cause she just might know who I am Though she doesn't give a damn about me Chorus Oh yeah a crush, no he doesn't know what he's missing, Oh yeah, a crush, no he doesn't know what he's missing. The trap has been laid the love potion's in my pocket, Boy you've been played, I already laced the chocolates. I guess that fate had too much on its plate, But he's gonna know who I am, and he's gonna give a damn about me... You've got two tickets to Slughorn's party baby, Invite me to come now, won't you baby? Snog me and show me your new horntail tattoo, ooooh. Chorus
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While perusing a Muggle book shop trying to find something new to read I passed by the best sellers and made my way into sci-fi and fantasies I saw something and the cover captured me It was in great condition for being second hand It took me through the pages and not just metaphorically as I was transported to another land They say a book can take you traveling through time and space But I don’t know I got here and I don’t know this place But it’s not the book shelves I came from And I don’t know how long I’ll be In this place so new to me As I came to, the book was in my arms the shelves were replaced by towering trees And in the distance all I could see was farms and a small village bustling like the bees I walked through to town with my book in tow As the locals gave many strange glances I tried to blend in and I said hello because it’s better to be kind and take my chances They say a book can take you traveling through time and space But I don’t know how I got here and I don’t know this place But it’s not the book shelves I came from And I don’t know how long I’ll be In this place so new to me Oh I know something doesn’t seem right And my magic doesn’t seem to work here or there And it seems as though the folks are nearly half my height I might cover my head with a bag but their feet are covered in hair They say book a can take you traveling through time and space But I don’t know I got here and I don’t know this place But it’s not the book shelves I came from And I don’t know how long I’ll be In this place so new to me They say book a can take you traveling through time and space But I don’t know I got here and I don’t know this place But it’s not the book shelves I came from And I don’t know how long I’ll be In this place so new to me
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This song is a resurrection stone (Resurrection stone!) because it will live forever
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You lived that night in Godric’s Hollow, Delivered by your mother’s plea, [in the] Years that followed, how you had to hide Blood doesn’t make a family. From Privet Drive and grim stagnation, Through the Leaky Cauldron you were led, Your relations, finally left behind. At last, your old existence shed. Chorus: The love you seek is all around you Oh Harry, can you fin’lly see For those who love you now surround you, We are your chosen family You walked a path so convoluted, But in the company of friends. Persecuted, | told you’re telling lies You shine your light as dark descends. Chorus If you fight or hide, we’ll be by your side, though you’re feeling alone. Seeking in obscurity, parables of purity, cloak and wand and stone. (Together we’ll find you!) With you to the end, even death transcend, holding you when you fall. When it seems like all is lost, heedless of the higher cost, all of us are standing tall (we’re always behind you) The love you seek is all around you, No need to hide beneath the stair, Old expectations may have bound you, You’re free to be with those who care. The love you seek is all around you Oh Harry, can't you fin’lly see For those who love you now surround you, We are your chosen family
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It isn’t right, it isn’t fair We do the work, and we prepare But when they come for us at night We aren’t given the chance to fight The Ministry has been corrupted, Our lives have been interrupted When evil is bureaucratic Being selfish is pragmatic Apathy reigns, it’s such a trope But we cannot lose sight of hope We have no choice but to fight While they strip away our rights Chorus: Where is the rite for freedom? There is no magic spell to save the day There is no ritual to make this okay It’s up to us to make this right, Rite for freedom It isn’t fair, it isn’t right Our actions are perceived as spite When we lay our traumas bare What’s enough for them to care? Hogwarts has been infiltrated, From those who claim to be educated, When their aims are warped and small, Their “pure blood” ain’t so pure at all Our heroes gone, we fear defeated Students tortured and mistreated We have no choice but to fight While they strip away our rights Chorus We’ll make it right, we’ll make it fair We did the work, and we prepared. When they come for us at night, They’re not ready for this fight Though we’re scared, we’re not alone Hogwarts is our sacred home We’ll defend her darkest hour While we demonstrate our power Friends return, the time is nigh Time to kiss those fears goodbye As they break through quiet night We raise up our wands, alight Chorus
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When my head turns away I feel something I can’t explain The complex theories of your moods Calculating your thoughts in equations and proofs What is it that you’re trying to do And why do you have so much to prove You have taken so much from me And you take it with a grin so casually Now I see my life passing before my eyes My thoughts and dreams are dropping like flies Seconds are days, nights are long Every breath is numbered through my lungs What will I do for the rest of the night Shadows have overtaken me The cold is so very deafening I watch and wait for the time That seems to always pass me by What is it with this tragedy? That plays out so predictably The words I hear just make no sense Speaking in tongues like there are no regrets Now I see my life passing before my eyes My thoughts and dreams are dropping like flies Seconds are days, nights are long Every breath is numbered through my lungs What will I do for the rest of the night Walking to my tomb reluctantly Proving myself through my bravery What will become of me? When I pass through consciousness to reality Now I see my life passing before my eyes My thoughts and dreams are dropping like flies Seconds are days, nights are long Every breath is numbered through my lungs What will I do for the rest of the night
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Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts Teach Us Something Please Whether we be old and bald or young with scabby knees Or living with an airborne disease We've all got something, nobody's got nothing We gotta cope, we gotta hope, that maybe we can function Heroes turned Death Eater, who do we trust What do we do now when it's all on us Who do we turn to, can I turn to you? What a decision What’s your dearest ambition? Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach Us Something Please x2 Can I order me a phoenix? Use these tears of mine for healing? I got a funny feeling even risen from the ashes we'll still search for reason Our heads could do with filling with some interesting stuff I gotta bottle of whiskey, maybe that's enough I got the fire within me, don't need it in my cup It's the fire next time that's keeping me up We gotta love one another before the world erupts any more than it has already has Should of paid attention in your Muggle studies class Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach Us Something Please x2
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Chorus Ayy (ayy) I've been singin’ songs and castin’ curses Man, I feel just like a Wrockstar (star, ayy, ayy) If you see my Eaters wearin’ masks Then we about ta’ curse ya Fuckin' with me, call upon your Dark Lord As I shout, Morsmordre When I grab the mic, it’s like magic Cuz I’m a Wizard Rock Star (pow, pow, pow, ayy, ayy) Let’s begin, guess who’s back, as I yellin’, "c'est la vie to Voldemort" (ayy) Close that door, we gonna smoke Undesirable Number 4 two 0 (ayy) Act a fool on stage Prolly leave my fuckin' show in a flyin’ car (ayy) Shit was legendary Threw a Wizard off a tower at Hogwarts Smokin’ in the dungeon, pack another', I don't give a damn Dude, your girlfriend is a mudblood, she just tryna get in Sayin', "I'm Slytherin" (Ayy, ayy) now she actin' like a Muggle Tryna to smoke up on my stash Hundred witches at my concert sayin’ my biggest fan And they all love my band Yeah, ayy Chorus I’ve been up in Hogsmeade Drinking butterbeers like a Wrockstar Got my stats so fat like that I got my own Chocolate Frog Card Everybody knows wizard rock shows Got em packed in the Great Hall Probably mess around on stage End up crowd surfing like I’m at the Yule Ball Snitches better watch out ‘cause they get snatched They call me “Dream Quaffle” ‘cause I am a catch! Y’all can’t stop the Wrock, and that is a fact My homie Cruciatus Curse got it like THAT Livin’ like a wrockstar (Like a wizard rock star) Everybody go hard (Like they know the dark arts) Tattoo of a dark mark (Or a lightning bolt scar) Baby, I’m a wrockstar (I’m a wizard rock star) Chorus Star, star Wrockstar Wrockstar, star Wrockstar, Wrockstar Feel just like a Wrockstar Star Wrockstar Feel just like a
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Avada Kedavra, ooh I'm gonna jab ya My father let Potter cause a bunch of drama And Voldie he told me hey, I gotta do it or I'm dead Kind of near Hogsmeade, there's a guy called Dumbledough Too bad he's gotta go or I'll be fed to a snake I'm working on my plan, I got a mirror in my hand Gotta practice my lines so I'm ready when I meet the man And I kill Dumbledo Avada Kedavra, ooh I'm gonna jab ya Cause my father let Potter cause a bunch of drama And Voldie he told me Hey I want you to take out that Dumbledo And make it fast or else I think you know I'll kill you nice and slow, so murder Dumbledo I gulped, went "eep", my mom totally freaked My weird Auntie B, she helped me train intensively I know I can defy any testing of my occlumency I'm ready for a fight, we made my magic full of might It'll be wicked sick when I slay Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledo Avada Kedavra, ooh I'm gonna jab ya Cause my father let Potter cause a bunch of drama And Voldie he told me Hey I want you to take out that Dumbledo And make it fast or else I think you know I'll kill you nice and slow, so murder Dumbledo My mom, she winced, got help from half blood prince Everybody knows I probably can't kill Dumbledo So if I go real slow and keep on trying to stall Old age will get Dumbledo Avada Kedavra, ooh I'm gonna jab ya Cause my father let Potter cause a bunch of drama And Voldie he told me Hey I want you to take out that Dumbledo And make it fast or else I think you know I'll kill you nice and slow, so take down Dumbledo Avada Kedavra, ooh I gotta jab ya Cause my father let Potter cause a bunch of drama And Voldie he told me

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