Never had much of anything before, Only took one trip to take all my belongings To the second floor. My life at Privet Drive is full of bullying, Abuse, and isolation, And I never thought that that was gonna change. But now I’m here on the Hogwarts Express, How fast my life has shifted, And finally my spirits have lifted. CHORUS Ron, you can have some of my candy, It’s nice to have something to share, And indeed, someone to share it with. You greeted me with a smile And welcomed me into your world, The least I can do is share my chocolate frogs With you, ooh Couldn’t find the platform at King’s Cross, Your family helped me find the way. Your mum, she took care of me, Your brothers made me laugh, And you decided to sit with me. CHORUS I’ll keep sharing my chocolate frogs with you <3

Harry Potter was a boy who lived beneath the stair He found himself when he came out and made us all aware That it matters not what you're born, but who you grow to be And blood does not define you, you can choose your family Here's to good old Jo, they say, who gave us everything Harry and his world and our friends along the way But her fans they pay and awful price as her thoughts turn to avarice And violence against those we love became her guiding way Polyjuice, metamorphmagi, werewolves, spells, and charms Mirrors showing what you want, magic in finding who you are Equal rights for house elves, centaurs who stand apart Trusting in your friends and following you heart Here's to good old Jo, they say, who gave us everything Harry and his world and our friends along the way But her fans they pay and awful price as her thoughts turn to avarice And violence against those we love became her guiding way Instead of reading her own books and taking out a page She speaks violence and cruelty, more "Umbridge" and less "sage" Thinking "different" means "lesser," and afraid of her unknown Instead of empathy and learning she'd rather be alone. Here's to good old Jo, they say, who gave us everything Harry and his world and our friends along the way But her fans they pay and awful price as her thoughts turn to avarice And violence against those we love became her guiding way Here's to good old Jo, they say, who gave us everything Harry and his world and our friends along the way But her fans they pay and awful price as her thoughts turn to avarice And violence against those we love became her guiding way

I planned a trip to see my friends But my broomstick snapped in two I failed my Apparition test And I hate traveling by Floo I thought that flying in a plane Would be a lot more fun than this I didn't know about the rules And now I'm surely gonna miss... Chorus: It's more trouble than it's worth Muggle transport's such a pain I wish I could Confundus them Just to get onto the plane I swear I'm not gonna hex you That's not what I'm about I just wanna board this plane Man, I just wanna get out If only I was in the line With my ticket, hassle-free But they won't let my wand through They won't let my wand through They won't let my wand through airport security I almost used Obliviate But I think that's against the law I tried to tell them it was safe But a weapon's all they saw I left the airport with my wand But they took my dignity I just wanted to see my friends I guess it wasn't meant to be Chorus

Aren't you the tree who hit me in the knee? Aren't you the tree who hit me in the knee?

Ever since I saw you in my tea leaves You haven’t gone out of my head You’ve transfigured my feelings from zero to love And without you I think I’d be dead Meet me in Potions and I’ll get an A You’re my Amortentia The stars in my sky for Astrology And I need to say this to ya: Chorus: I don’t wanna wait for the Yule Ball To have you in my arms Can I kiss you in the Room of Requirement? I want to hold your hand in Charms History’s not boring with you Arithmancy’s easy as pie If you are with me then we’re going to be The top of our class, you and I Out on the pitch when we’re playing Quidditch I never seem to score with the ball Looking at you is all that I do And I don’t care if I might fall For falling in love is what I have done When we are together it’s clear In every class I know that I’ll pass ‘Cause you are the answer, my dear Chorus

Petunia, Petunia, she wants to ruin ya. A grapefruit quarter - not what I ordered! Cottage cheese - more, please?? Celery shreds? We haven’t been fed. Children need sustenance! Our bellies full, our thirst quenched Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Potassium - check✓ But I need protein And carbohydrates! Dudley, oh Dudley, we can all agree You’re still growing, metabolism not slowing. The nurse is wrong - your body’s strong. Diets are scams. Let’s get you some yams. Nutrition and fitness are key. We need fats and kilocalories. Calcium, vegetables Magnesium too Let’s get some pasties And pumpkin juice. Harry oh Harry you should be wary Of your chatter ‘cause words really matter. Show support - be a good sport. Be gentle to him - he is your kin. Family needs allies too! Eye for an eye is how your uncle would choose. Offer some cake - you have like 8! Throw him a bone - a literal bone That’s full of chicken And tarragon!

Wrock: how much do I love you? Let me count the ways (394) Kathryn, Anna, Autumn, Jami reclaim Hogwarts for the gays The 8th Deskpig of Doom, plugging the jukebox with DQ We’re the wizard rock revival bringing magic to you Bradley, Kirstyn, Matt Maggiacomo, and Lauren Fairweather Tianna, Erin, Cruciatus Curse, yeah we all still together Transfiguration, dedication, liberation to see Pince serving equal education at the library It Dolly Shakes out that we got Bess the best of hostwitches Plus Tonks and the Aurors chanting Yes All Witches (Witches unite!) And Aguamenti, you know what you did Your flow so sick it gave me COVID Chasitherin, Slytherpuff, SlytherSpouse, Slytherin, so many different sounds Sidekicks in Crisis Slunk the Friends of Gyantess Rubeus now Hallows and Horcruxes and Hawthorn & Holly are all still around HEAD BOY, Percy, Sonorus, Lovegoods, Leviosa: new talent abounds [HOOK:] Still going strong Still super queer Making magic beyond all that we do here Still going strong Still so in love Making magic Making wizard rock Wand’s Elder, luney’s tunes, Luna’s bad, Ludo’s got that bag Ashley, Ella, Shauna, Mandala, and Kalysta Flame Muggle Snuggles with Skabander and Miranda Cat Grrls While Gnargles, James, and Chloe serve pop of the magical world Priori, Young Dumb, Small Folk, and the trans wix who give a shit AJ, homo qui vixit, and we even got a Therapist Le Bandon Bliss Cuffe, love swapping covers with Totally Knuts And the new How Airplanes Fly, Mulciber, and Hinky Punks Log on every day to play Susannah at wordle Or jam with Karl-Johan at the filk circle Sometimes in the car when I'm tryna bump I'll throw on Hut on the wrock a sea shanty comp You better Potterwatch because The Weirdos Are Out Archies, Humdingers, Voldi, Toffee, NEWTS, and Solitary Shortsnouts Weatherby at Leaky or the listening party having fun Wands up for Undesirable cuz he was Number One [HOOK] Wrockers gettin’ that bread, so I propose a toast To Grace who’s always on that sad wix rock and doin’ the most And thank you Zoe Bentley for the monthly Bertie Botts #RandomWrock Conspiracy, now I’ve connected the Dots We on the third decade blessed with Harry and the Potters Constant reminders that Pottörheads and Harry Slaughters Nanzdemort, Tumberos y no hay nadie hotter que Capa Invisible, PFT y ArgenPotter Cheers to the Wizrocklopedia Archive and Comp Club And Pussycat Dolores with the wrock and the love We’re the wizard rock winners, yeah, we never gonna quit her We get slizzard with ADD wizard Abby Ritter WZRD podcast got us talkin’ Snobby’s snobbin’, Lani’s sobbin’, and Whompy’s still Whompin’ Candle Wix beat boxin’, yeah, we out here wizard hip hoppin’ Sampler’s simple: one song, every year, everyone, so pop in! [HOOK]

I know it sounds weird but somehow I miss the daughter I know I never had I got the Wilkins Blues I got the Wilkins Blues I guess I’ll get a kangaroo instead

Oh, my mistress comes from the House of Black Pour me a butterbeer, and make it fast Her boy is gone, and he won’t come back ‘Tis strong for a house-elf, sir! And my new master’s a piece of trash Pour me a butterbeer, and make it fast So I’ll take my butterbeer in a glass! ‘Tis strong for a house-elf, sir! All day and night, I’ll throw ‘em back Pour me a butterbeer, and make it fast Though it ain’t as strong as an Irish Stout ‘Tis strong for a house-elf, sir! Oh, Mr. Crouch was a friend to me Pour me a butterbeer, and make it fast And I gave my life to his family ‘Tis strong for a house-elf, sir! But he took my job and I got the sack Pour me a butterbeer, and make it fast Now the butterbeer is all I have ‘Tis strong for a house-elf, sir! All day and night, I’ll throw ‘em back Pour me a butterbeer, and make it fast Though it ain’t as strong as an Irish Stout ‘Tis strong for a house-elf, sir! Well, I made my livin' for a woman named Smith Pour me a butterbeer, and make it fast Didn’t look like much, but she sure was rich ‘Tis strong for a house-elf, sir! 'Til a pale young man came and robbed us blind Pour me a butterbeer, and make it fast So I drink that butterbeer all the time ‘Tis strong for a house-elf, sir! All day and night, I’ll throw ‘em back Pour me a butterbeer, and make it fast Though it ain’t as strong as an Irish Stout ‘Tis strong for a house-elf, sir! Them Malfoys kept me mighty low Pour me a butterbeer, and make it fast Had an evil plan, ‘til I said “NO!” ‘Tis strong for a house-elf, sir! And now we toast to our victory Pour me a butterbeer, and make it fast ‘Cause the Potter boy went and set me free ‘Tis strong for a house-elf, sir! All day and night, I’ll throw ‘em back Pour me a butterbeer, and make it fast Though it ain’t as strong as an Irish Stout ‘Tis strong for a house-elf, sir!

(Spoken) This is for all you wizard punks out there! Fascists get wrecked! We don’t need the fucking ministry They uphold wizard supremacy Abolish house elf slavery The magic world must be free! Fuck cisheteronormativity We are queer and trans community Transform the world so magically THIS IS WIZARD ANARCHYYYY Those who maintain toxic systems do not see That they just live their lives so harmfully If you’re so good then why’re you following? That’s why we shout “AAAB!” It’s wizard anarchy! It’s wizard anarchy! (Spoken) Oh, and JK Rowling—FUCK YOU!!!

Draco’s not a friend of mine We met up on the train and right away he went and crossed the line Draco’s been losing sleep That ferret's acting different and it smells like he is in too deep He said, "He’s given me a job to do." He thinks, "It’s time for me to make a move." Ron and Hermione have doubts, I think I'm gonna call him out Cause, I think he did it but I just can't prove it (He did it) I think he did it but I just can't prove it (He did it) I think he did it but I just can't prove it No Dark Mark, no crime But I ain't letting up because somebody's gonna die (No, no) I think he did it (No, no) He did it Draco wasn't there At the Quidditch match on Saturday, he’s sneaking off to god knows where I’ve gotta know for sure Cause I noticed something suspicious when I passed by the seventh floor Katie Bell got cursed And Ron’s birthday could have been his worst, No, there ain't no doubt Somebody's gotta catch him out 'Cause I think he did it but I just can't prove it (He did it) I think he did it but I just can't prove it (He did it) I think he did it but I just can't prove it No Dark Mark, no crime But I ain't letting up because somebody's gonna die (No, no) I think he did it (No, no) He did it Good thing the Prince gave me spells for protection against Death Eaters (SECTUMSEMPRA) But wait...it all went wrong, now Myrtle’s yelling for a teacher Good thing Ron's textbook's gonna give me an alibi (Roonil Wazlib?) Good thing this spell from the Prince won't be the reason Draco dies from the Prince won’t be why Draco dies. I think he did it but I just can't prove it (He did it) I think he did it but I just can't prove it (He did it) I think he did it but I just can't prove it No Dark Mark, no crime I ain't letting up because somebody's gonna, No Dark Mark, no crime I ain't letting up because somebody's gonna, No Dark Mark no crime I'm ain't letting up because somebody's gonna Die

Owl owl! Well, Harry Potter's playing at my house, my house I got a new robe kid, got a new robe I got a van and a snitchwich at my house, my house I got you a robe, kid, got you a robe There's like 8 dozen cupcakes at my house, my house There's building dragons in the garage Well, Harry Potter's playing at my house, my house You've got to wizard up kid, wizard up You've got to wizard up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to wizard up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to wizard up, wizard up You've got to wizard up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to wizard up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to wizard up, wizard up Well, Draco is playing at my house, my house He'll probably ask me to borrow my Slytherin tie There's a whole bunch of wizards at my house, my house I doubt the neighbors will call the police There's a poetry reading at my house, my house And then a bag man will sing us some songs When Harry Potter's playing at my house, my house You've got to wizard up, kid, wizard up You've got to wizard up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to wizard up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to wizard up, wizard up You've got to wizard up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to wizard up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to wizard up, wizard up Well everything is rocking at my house, my house A bowl of pronoun buttons right by the door Got the Dead Ringers ringin' at my house, my house Then the Potters'll drop an album on us There's some magic brewing at my house, my house In the basement Cause Harry Potter's playing at my house, my house You've got to wizard up, kid, wizard up You've got to wizard up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to wizard up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to wizard up, wizard up You've got to wizard up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to wizard up, ooh ooh yeah You've got to wizard up, wizard up And never, never lick the brains No never never lick the brains Oh never never lick the brains Lick the brains Never never never lick the brains No never never lick the brains Oh never never lick the brains Lick the brains Hogwarts!

(VERSE 1) Check this Wizard with the swag on the floor Muggles gon' brag when I walk in the door Y'all ain't never ever seen a Death Eater like this Spurting curses so fine like Crucio! (Oh) Keep in mind though (mind though) Death Eater ridin' in on a Firebolt Got the wrock & rap Death Eater Vibes Now everybody bounce with the franchise, come on (CHORUS) Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em Death Eater back on the block with a R.I.P Wizard got that Rock with the Rap & it’s lit Come and catch a snitch Crucio! Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em Death Eater back on the block with a R.I.P Wizard got that Rock with the Rap & it’s lit Come and catch a snitch Crucio! (VERSE 2) Damn, this wizard’s like magic (woo) Not too old, but a story that’s tragic Gots this witch by my side (my side) She’s my ride or die Death Eaters don’t lie (no lie) Butter Beer (beer) Have no fear (fear) Smoke so much that his nickname Dragon Y'all I been gone for a minute (yup) Death Eater Vibes bounce to the finish (CHORUS) Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em Death Eater back on the block with a R.I.P Wizard got that Rock with the Rap & it’s lit Come and catch a snitch Crucio! Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em Death Eater back on the block with a R.I.P Wizard got that Rock with the Rap & it’s lit Come and catch a snitch Crucio! (Verse 3) Wizard rock, first class 24 karat Death Eater Mask Physically, unrefined Magically , entwined (la-di-da) Took y’all a minute just to see me grinning It’s finally time to see a Death Eater winning Undesirable Number Four Two Oh I’m high on my broom screaming CRUCIO! (now shut up) Here we go again (CHORUS) Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em Death Eater back on the block with a R.I.P Wizard got that Rock with the Rap & it’s lit Come and catch a snitch Crucio! Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em Death Eater back on the block with a R.I.P Wizard got that Rock with the Rap & it’s lit Come and catch a snitch Crucio!

The boy who lived. He remains A symbol of everything for which we fight: The triumph of good, the power of innocence, the need to keep resisting. The triumph of good, the power of innocence, the need to keep resisting. It’s one short step from “wizards first” To “purebloods first” and Death Eaters. Every human life is worth the same, and it’s worth saving. Every human life is worth the same, and it's worth saving.